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I didn't say "Is it ok if she's Mexican and wears a baseball cap?" to the woman who came into the shop today to ask "Isn't there someone here who is closer to my age? I need an opinion." I also did not say "I have many opinions, one being that you are an ass-faced donkey whore," or "She is out on vacation right now, but you are welcome to blow a lobster," or "You look like you're in your late 40s. I'm closer to your age than Blanche buttfucking Devereaux," or "Sure I'll go get her" and duck behind the counter only to hobble back into the shop all haggafied, with a scarf wrapped around my head, dark glasses and a walking cane.
Instead I politely went to get the manager who in her noble aged wisdom happily and proudly gave her godlike opinion on violets for a tea party, as I glowered in the back room. This kill them with kindness biz can suck my velvet balls. D'nay tells me I should've told the lady "I'm a mother!" like what the fuck would that do? People hate kids as much as Nazis nowadays. Everything always goes back to if I were a dolphin I wouldn't have these problems.
Instead I politely went to get the manager who in her noble aged wisdom happily and proudly gave her godlike opinion on violets for a tea party, as I glowered in the back room. This kill them with kindness biz can suck my velvet balls. D'nay tells me I should've told the lady "I'm a mother!" like what the fuck would that do? People hate kids as much as Nazis nowadays. Everything always goes back to if I were a dolphin I wouldn't have these problems.
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Date: 2009-11-13 01:12 am (UTC)http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1220877/Dolphins-filmed-playing-football-using-jellyfish.html
I like the sunglasses and walking stick option. :) Next time promise me you'll do that.
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Date: 2009-11-13 01:34 am (UTC)i will bring a chest full of disguises so i can become whoever each customer prefers. i'm every woman!
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Date: 2009-11-13 01:39 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-11-13 01:52 am (UTC)it's never enough, simpletwice!
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From:now all i need is a megaphone for my godlike opinions....
From:*condescending pat*
Date: 2009-11-13 02:18 am (UTC)BTW, I read this article on child-hating the other day that talked about how weird it is that it's socially acceptable to openly hate children. It's really true--nobody blinks an eye when someone states "I don't like children." What other group could you say that about in any company and not fear criticism?
Re: *condescending pat*
Date: 2009-11-13 02:19 am (UTC)Re: *condescending pat*
From:it's even comical to joke about how horrid the little creatures are...
Date: 2009-11-13 02:28 am (UTC)well Megan, that would be the NAZIS.
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From:stories like these are why i'll NEVER be a senior citizen
From:I got this here spatula and this here nine-iron and I keep bangin em together
From:is that how you sike up for kitchen games?
From:You are an expert at baby building
From:popsicle sticks
From:this one time at band camp!!!
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Date: 2009-11-13 02:21 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-11-13 02:33 am (UTC)customers at work are rude
dolphins still don't care
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Date: 2009-11-13 02:27 am (UTC)do you know how to spell caPAciTAtor?
Date: 2009-11-13 02:37 am (UTC)Re: do you know how to spell caPAciTAtor?
From:Re: do you know how to spell caPAciTAtor?
From:Re: do you know how to spell caPAciTAtor?
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From:but there's T and A in capacitator
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From:Sharks, The Japanese, Heroin, Bulemia
Date: 2009-11-13 03:12 am (UTC)tax men, anal pin worms, al qaeda, locust plagues
Date: 2009-11-13 03:24 am (UTC)Hard w/o thumbs but they have very agile dongers
From:"ther waz a oil spill today and i coun't mek it into work, so now mah presentation is truly fukt"
From:check yr e-mail woman
From:I was gonna let you see it.
From:shhhhht!
From:love spy!
From:it is i - the ludicrous giggler!
From:no subject
Date: 2009-11-13 05:59 am (UTC)shoulda garnished the bitch some poison ivy
or a funeral wreath
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Date: 2009-11-13 06:07 am (UTC)but don't THINK i didn't consider hiding a turd in her centerpiece.
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Date: 2009-11-13 07:45 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-11-13 06:56 am (UTC)I'm calling you tomorrow. I miss you tons, was thinking about you today.
x's and o's
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Date: 2009-11-13 01:51 pm (UTC)i liked reading about yr adventures in NY.
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Date: 2009-11-13 09:05 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-11-13 01:52 pm (UTC)normally i have a million things to say when i'm not caught off guard.
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Date: 2009-11-13 01:32 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-11-13 01:54 pm (UTC)THERE IS HOPE
Date: 2009-11-13 03:15 pm (UTC)Did you tell her you played Granny once???
"All I did is change my appearance to look the way I felt"
Date: 2009-11-13 03:56 pm (UTC)Re: "All I did is change my appearance to look the way I felt"
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Date: 2009-11-13 07:18 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-11-13 07:58 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-11-13 07:47 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-11-13 08:29 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2009-11-14 01:41 am (UTC)no subject
yeah!!! spit in their flowers!!!
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From:Re: yeah!!! spit in their flowers!!!
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Date: 2009-11-17 03:44 pm (UTC);)
Date: 2009-11-17 03:48 pm (UTC)Re: ;)
From:Re: ;)
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Date: 2010-01-24 06:56 am (UTC)You have the sort of LJ that almost makes me want to write in mine again, so that I'd have any sort of right to Friend you. But I did anyhow. I mostly blather in Drew's now, and he's quite patient about it, considering. That we don't know each other. And stuff.
So, hullo. Peer at my old entries and see if you judge me worthy. Also, I am on flickr, same name, less lack of initiative.
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Date: 2010-01-24 10:41 pm (UTC)and no worries, i don't judge my friends by their entries. i just enjoy making connections w people i like.
i'm proud of the idea tho, of you writing again in yr journal, on account of lil ole me.