son of mine
Oct. 4th, 2006 07:17 pmToday I was reading Time Magazine for kids & it was the world's oldest man's birthday! He's 113!
Woooow. What did he look like?
Well. He had a ton of wrinkles, & his eyes were looking in two different directions & he was drooling pretty bad.
Daaang.
& he had a 89 year old girlfriend.
Well he's just robbing the cradle isn't he?!
Huh?
Oh nothing. Gosh, 113 years old! He's beyond senior citizen by now. He should get everything for free.
They should call him Mega Ultra Citizen.
Exactly.
Woooow. What did he look like?
Well. He had a ton of wrinkles, & his eyes were looking in two different directions & he was drooling pretty bad.
Daaang.
& he had a 89 year old girlfriend.
Well he's just robbing the cradle isn't he?!
Huh?
Oh nothing. Gosh, 113 years old! He's beyond senior citizen by now. He should get everything for free.
They should call him Mega Ultra Citizen.
Exactly.