son of mine
Oct. 4th, 2006 07:17 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
concretekissToday I was reading Time Magazine for kids & it was the world's oldest man's birthday! He's 113!
Woooow. What did he look like?
Well. He had a ton of wrinkles, & his eyes were looking in two different directions & he was drooling pretty bad.
Daaang.
& he had a 89 year old girlfriend.
Well he's just robbing the cradle isn't he?!
Huh?
Oh nothing. Gosh, 113 years old! He's beyond senior citizen by now. He should get everything for free.
They should call him Mega Ultra Citizen.
Exactly.
Woooow. What did he look like?
Well. He had a ton of wrinkles, & his eyes were looking in two different directions & he was drooling pretty bad.
Daaang.
& he had a 89 year old girlfriend.
Well he's just robbing the cradle isn't he?!
Huh?
Oh nothing. Gosh, 113 years old! He's beyond senior citizen by now. He should get everything for free.
They should call him Mega Ultra Citizen.
Exactly.
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Love me some Cat Power.
Date: 2006-10-05 02:19 am (UTC)He SHOULD get everything for free! Daang!
i saw her on my birfday!
Date: 2006-10-05 02:32 am (UTC)Re: i saw her on my birfday!
Date: 2006-10-05 08:49 pm (UTC)All your pictures are so rad.
Re: i saw her on my birfday!
Date: 2006-10-05 08:51 pm (UTC)i'm a complete amateur, but sometimes they turn out interesting. :)
Mega Ultra Citizen
Date: 2006-10-05 10:40 am (UTC)Re: Mega Ultra Citizen
Date: 2006-10-05 01:14 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-10-05 02:04 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-10-05 03:15 pm (UTC)need my 'rina fix.
no subject
Date: 2006-10-05 02:27 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-10-05 03:16 pm (UTC)i don't think any of the rangers have eyes that look in two directions.
an amelia bedelia moment
Date: 2006-10-05 03:16 pm (UTC)