i'll never fold you again

[concretekiss]

This is Wayne, a 3x6 foot pile of laundry. We've been together for
about a week now.


I know it's too early to tell but this time it's different. Everything
feels so right. Things've been getting serious. He's not like the
other laundry, & he's been hurt in the past like me.


He's got a great sense of humor & he likes to spoon...oh Wayne.


& we stay up for hours just talking about things. He just really
gets me you know. I don't know how long it'll last but I'm
trying to cherish the moment.

Comments

[mr-quackenbush.livejournal.com]

that second picture is a might risque young lady. you should have warned us it's NSFW!

[flightviolation.livejournal.com]

woops! i didn't notice Wayne's nipple was showing.

[mr-quackenbush.livejournal.com]

i think that's more than a nipple slip, m'dear. I think we're talking about at least a PG-13 rating if not an outright R.

[jezebelly.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHA!
You are the best.

caint get nexta you babe.

[flightviolation.livejournal.com]

i didn't see you enough at nats!

[eskimopie.livejournal.com]

I'm glad that we both have new loves in our lives. for you it's laundry. for me it's shoes (for the first time).

[mr-quackenbush.livejournal.com]

you've never had shoes before?

correction

[eskimopie.livejournal.com]

I've never been so in love with a pair of shoes before. it suits a person about to move back to new york though, don't you think? (I just hope the city scum stays off them for a while.)

[flightviolation.livejournal.com]

Those shoes are perfect for you. You're gonna be so happy together.

[sofarfrom78.livejournal.com]

Okay... so tell me again why you are single???

Seriously...Who in their right MIND would not be your Wayne?

[flightviolation.livejournal.com]

I just don't know, Chelsey.
Do you think they are threatened by my laundry pile?

[sofarfrom78.livejournal.com]

I think they are threatened by your beauty and your intelligence, sistah soljah.

[flightviolation.livejournal.com]

*garsh!*

[emmmjay.livejournal.com]

wayne broke my heart last month...

watch out...he's a playa!

[flightviolation.livejournal.com]

but he's changed Maggie. we're gonna buy a house in Reno.

[emmmjay.livejournal.com]

mmmmmhmmmm....

i was told monte carlo...then he took my money and scrammed...

[flightviolation.livejournal.com]

deny deny deny

*fingers in ears*
LA LA LALALALALALALA!

[emmmjay.livejournal.com]

the great beginnings to every failed relationship...enjoy...

to get both sides of th story

[lostcosmonaut.livejournal.com]

if that laundry had a Internet diary, ah'd read it, too.--mza.

maybe he'd tell you about his mysterious chest scar

[flightviolation.livejournal.com]

the other morning i woke & he was just gazing intently at me, eyes full of love.

is that clouds is that heaven what is that

[lostcosmonaut.livejournal.com]

now this story's gettin' somewhere! It was so nice you never want to wash again.--mza.

ladyhawke; when they are about to touch

[flightviolation.livejournal.com]

and it smelled like....like Fresh Tropical Sunshine!

you are so cute

[dfleming.livejournal.com]

wayne better treat you right

heeee.

[flightviolation.livejournal.com]

it's been heavenly so far. he's such a cuddler.

[a-kumquat.livejournal.com]

you're so adorable!

;)

[flightviolation.livejournal.com]

well ain't that the pot callin' the kettle.

[browniegirl322.livejournal.com]

dear god i second, third, and fourth that.


S. hun, is it wrong that i think those photos are kinda hot? lol it might just be because i have iron and wine playing and they kinda went well as a soundtrack, or maybe just that you're hot. :)

hot for yoooooou

[flightviolation.livejournal.com]

this is what i've become without you.

pssssssssha

[browniegirl322.livejournal.com]

we have total internet love, hunnie bunnie

see our icons even know it

[citizenwind.livejournal.com]

though I've met wayne, he's still getting stabbed in the neck.

[flightviolation.livejournal.com]

oooo knife fights are hottt

[citizenwind.livejournal.com]

of course, Beat It has to be playing in the background.

and tied wrists are just a gimme.

[midnightquill.livejournal.com]

jealous & kinky? watch out for this one, s.

[flightviolation.livejournal.com]

HA! thank you, sistah.

[citizenwind.livejournal.com]

you're next in line for a knifing.

[citizenwind.livejournal.com]

or getting a scanner. dun dun dun

[browniegirl322.livejournal.com]

can one fall in love with an icon, sir?

[citizenwind.livejournal.com]

probably as much as someone else can fall in love with laundry...

[browniegirl322.livejournal.com]

dont worry, i won't hump your icon. That would be gross.

[flightviolation.livejournal.com]

don't knock it til you've tried it!

OH the Empty promises

[skittish411.livejournal.com]

Wayne has heard those words before. If you're gonna take on his wrinkled history, please, be gentle.

Re: OH the Empty promises

[flightviolation.livejournal.com]

have faith. i'm gonna love him like nobody's loved him.

Okay, I'm gonna seek therapy now...

[tonyjackson.livejournal.com]

Because I find the picture of you riding the laundry pile A LOT hotter than I should!

Re: Okay, I'm gonna seek therapy now...

[flightviolation.livejournal.com]

he's got a name you know. It's Wayne, & you can't have him. I'll not allow it!

[theonlyguyever.livejournal.com]

*CURRENT MUSIC!*


(i remember that!)