damn you parker brothers.

[concretekiss]

This morning, while reluctantly leaving my harem of pillows, I stepped barefoot onto a Monopoly hotel & immediately understood why King Kong had been in such a rage. I bet he started a pot of coffee in the breakroom & came back from his office to find some greedy, inconsiderate donkeyfart drank it all, too. Add the fact that there is currently no statute of limitations for how long one can use his shitty childhood as an excuse for being an Asshole-loser & yes, I can see why a genetically mutated ape would destroy a city of screaming, spastic, pointing morons or why rutting deer bust through glass windows & hoof old ladies to death, because being horny can be really tough, too. Hey, you know what's awesome? Not having leprosy. But sometimes in dealing with life's customary pitfalls I lose focus & forget & THAT is where King Kong & I sell ourselves short.