From the Glossary of Various Ways to Tempt Fate

Change the way you write the number 8 – from the classic one stroke ‘figure 8 ice-skate style’ to the two stroke 'double-bubble snowman style,' because it is obvious that when you changed the last time, things got really fucked up.

Go “heeeeeeeeee” and smile goofily – when someone attractive gives you a compliment

Learn about oxytocin & ways to prevent its tide – the bonding chemical most prevalent in females during childbirth & orgasm. A powerful substance that when produced, causes feelings of deep affection towards those who provoke its manufacture (ie; babies, men who give good head, nipple tweakers). Though it is useless to avoid being won by children, as the chemical is uncontrollably produced upon sight of child, you have a better chance of protecting your nipples from tweakers, and your genitals from orgasm transmission by crazed sex maniacs.

Buy some liquid eye-liner – use it to outline the ‘trouble spots’ on your face like a plastic surgeon would. Wear it to work. Start a new trend.

Catch yourself turning into your mother during times of duress – cry about that. And when your mother calls, cry, but don’t tell her the reason, because she’ll be kind of proud and at once insulted that you don’t happily welcome the metamorphosis.

Judas Neurons

Neurons have specialized extensions called dendrites and axons. Dendrites bring information to the cell body and axons take information away from the cell body.
Neurons communicate with each other through an electrochemical process. They contain some specialized structures (for example, synapses) and chemicals (for example, neurotransmitters).


This is a motor neuron, of the most typical...


Neurons communicate with one another and to other cells through synapses, where the axon tip of one cell impinges upon a dendrite or soma of another, or less commonly to an axon. Neurons of the cortex in mammals, such as the Purkinje cells, can have over 1000 dendrites each, enabling connections with tens of thousands of other cells.


Here are Hippocampus Neurons. ‘Memory Neurons.’ They are my favorite.

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And here is the actual Hippocampus,
Inflected Form(s): plural hip·po·cam·pi /-"pI, -(")pE/
Etymology: New Latin, from Greek hippokampos sea horse,
from hippos horse + kampos sea monster
the personal library of the brain.

So now when people tell you that you gotta whack Hippocampus, what they really mean is you can't remember shit.
Ah, neuroscience for the lower-upper-lower-middle class.