I recall a bookmark with an octopus page-turning through eight different books*. The odds that he could read that many at once are as low as those that suggest he would be finishing the page in all eight simultaneously. LAUGHABLY LOW.
Also, I hope your kids are in constant danger of novelanches.
*It didn't say, but should have said, "Books are Tentacool!" or "Reading is Octopodiforme(ē)!"
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Banned from books---NO WAY.
Date: 2010-08-08 01:54 am (UTC)LAUGHABLY LOW.
Also, I hope your kids are in constant danger of novelanches.
*It didn't say, but should have said, "Books are Tentacool!" or "Reading is Octopodiforme(ē)!"