loo lee loo lah

9yo daughter just left me a 4 minute long voice mail justifying her desperate need for KFC drumsticks. "I have eaten everything; popcorn, oatmeal, rice and sausage and black-eyed peas and I am still hungry. The only thing that will help me is chicken." It is so tragic and saving private ryan I wish you could hear it.

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My heart is not a barn. Come in or get out, but don't STAND in the DOORWAY and preen.

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Though I know so far that it is not a barn, I am afraid I will soon be a gay nun in my heart.

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My new MSPaint therapy:

To be continued...

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I am done with my painting, but I need at least 15 pieces to ever have my own exhibition.
Please to give me ideas to paint, for serious.