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son, age 12.9: for birthday wants One Year Immunity to Groundation
daughter, age 10: (in the shower) Jelly Bean is not my lovah...she's just a girl who says that I am the one!"

boy - you should try out for American Idol, mama.
girl - she's too old, but America's Next Top Model is letting short girls try out!

Date: 2010-01-28 07:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] twitchywrote.livejournal.com
I am IN LOVE with this post. I would anthropomorphize it and take it out on many fine dates (canolis in the park, midnight screenings of The Iron Giant), I love it so.

Date: 2010-01-28 07:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] flightviolation.livejournal.com
i just want them to think i'm cool!

also

Date: 2010-01-28 07:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] flightviolation.livejournal.com
we're landing. WE'RE LANDING! WE'RE LAAAAAANDI-I-I-I-I-ING!

& beribboned tiger leaps from sink

Date: 2010-01-28 07:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theazureman.livejournal.com
If Norman Rockwell and Salvador Dali ever collaborated, they would create paintings of your home life.

Epic, monster lurve. Wonderful!

elephants with mile long legs

Date: 2010-01-28 08:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] flightviolation.livejournal.com
hee. there are days it feels like i'm living in a comic book.

they are the best offspring a girl could have!

Date: 2010-01-28 08:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] quiet-flame.livejournal.com
That is genius, A! I wish I'd thought of that when I was his age.

I am glad I am having an offspring. Yours make it seem pretty awesome.

Date: 2010-01-28 08:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] flightviolation.livejournal.com
it is pretty smart (alec). too bad it ain't gonna happen!

we have our challenges, but that's to be expected with anything so rewarding.

you will have a beautiful and intelligent offspring, and s/he will adore you because it's very easy to.

Date: 2010-01-28 09:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] howard-cosell.livejournal.com
You done SO good! hahah unbelievably, it took me a couple minutes to remember the actual lyrics/name -- before I did, all that came to me was, Jimmy Dean is not my lovah...

Date: 2010-01-28 09:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] flightviolation.livejournal.com
my favorite misunderstood lyric, i posted about it a couple years ago, i think before we was friends, but the Lauryn Hill song Zion, where she sings over and over at the end "My Joy, My Joy"...E thought it was NACHO! NACHO!

STILL gets me to giggling.

Date: 2010-01-28 10:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] howard-cosell.livejournal.com
so cute! I love her "realistic"/optimistic pronouncement that you're too old, but hey, there's hope for short girls.

jelly bean is TOTES my lover

Date: 2010-01-29 01:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dyskodyke.livejournal.com
I'm sensing a food theme here with E.

Yr kids are the freaking BEST. You should charge ppl to come listen to their wisdom.

frank n beans iz mine

Date: 2010-01-29 02:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] flightviolation.livejournal.com
she's mostly just crazy. i need to record her freestyle bathroom mirror songs! they are adorable x 30942494.

ha! we could be like a traveling dork circus. i think they are more entertaining than many of the adults i meet.

Date: 2010-01-28 10:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] browniegirl322.livejournal.com
Oh my goodness. These children have inherited coolness.

Date: 2010-01-28 10:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] flightviolation.livejournal.com
:) i'm very proud of them.

packaged

Date: 2010-02-01 09:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the101dmnations.livejournal.com
My friend, does your address still contain the name William? Because whoever lives there has a keen package crossing space towards them.

oh. awwwwww.

Date: 2010-02-04 12:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] flightviolation.livejournal.com
i got it, i got it! endearing! meticulous! talented! poignant! this has made my day. you have utilized the postal service to it's sweetest potential. thankyouthankyouthankyou. and hug miss cait 4 meeeee.

doffing cap

Date: 2010-02-04 05:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the101dmnations.livejournal.com
Dude the pleasure was all on this end! The mix CD is Cait-approved-- lots of slow-dances round the living room-- and it's made with love from us both.

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